MY NECK

ANOTHER POEM? WTF!

Yes, this is another poem. My head is chalk-full of these fucking poems. They're all up in there like gray matter and fatty acids. So, here you go. See if you can figure out what kind of animal I am!

(You fucking hipsters. You're hopeless...)

HERMITITUDE

The dog's licking his balls again. Well, he's been fixed for quite some time so I have no idea what he's doing down there - but it annoys the hell out of me. Lot's of things annoy me these days.