I FOUND THIS IN YOUR KIA

I'm working at a car rental agency, and I've decided to write this list, this list of things that I've found in your car. Things that aren't valuable enough to keep around, but things that I'm making a list about anyways. You won't find any of these things in the lost-and-found bin, because they're not there. I've kept a few of them around to remind me to get around to this article, so if one of them is yours, tell me about it.

"WE'RE NOT SAVING THE WORLD"

Apologies for the delay in this post. I accidentally deleted everything that I had written and had to redo the entire post. All of it. Now it's a lot shittier than it was before, but what the hell, you have to use the cards you're dealt, right? FUCK! I hate windows! I want my mac back!